Madlist

There are many things that make people mad. I can't usually think of them all at once, but here are some:

-metro people zombie-crashing around, into other people (not to mention the exit/entrance "strategies" these people use)
-tailgating pedestrians (god, learn some effing etiquette already! pass me! do I really have to pull over?)
-negligence in card-playing (it's your turn...)
-running out of beer at 11pm (especially when the movie isn't even over yet!)
-a freshly sharpened pencil that breaks its tip right away
-trying to cram your shoes on while running late, only to get your heel stuck and/or hurting your thumbs trying to wedge it in there
-fuckin' static electricity!
-when it's dark in the middle of the day - I don't wanna turn the lights on!
-eating snacks all day and never feeling satisfied
-getting headaches in the car for no good reason
-going on what you think will be a short walk but quickly turns into a hike up Mt Royal - in flip-flops
-staying up all night and *still* not managing to finish my paper
-letting myself get dehydrated when water's readily available

You get the idea. I'm sure there's more, but hey - this is enough to be mad about already.

In Trouble List

So I was sitting in a coffee shop with some of my crew, when I discovered that Amanda and I happen to maybe... say things that get us into trouble from time to time. Here it is, the things that earned us more than a few glares from the Boys that day:

mentioning Jen
making fun of Geof
drawing things like Jackie's "lipstick" in Geof's book
Amanda offering morphine to my boyfriend
not putting Waltslist first on my happy list
when Geof reads this list


There was definitely a lot more that got us into trouble. I think any time we laughed or whispered was highly illegal that day...
Don't worry. There will definitely be more that gets the two of us in trouble.

I am a Word Nerd.

Hello, everyone. With the help of Amanda, Walter, and Geoffrey, I have come up with some words and phrases that are fun to say.

awesome
bubble
"bubonic plague"
button
"candy store rock"
cream
definitely
diagonal
dragon
exhilarate
expunge
hilare, hilarious
obvi, obvio
pelvic
Rasputin
"silly rabbit"
slit
smad (A. Parker™)
smangry (A. Parker™)
spoon
super
"Super D" (A. Parker™)
syphilis
zipper
"Zounds!"



Don't be disappointed if you didn't see your word on here. This is just a preliminary list, and it will be expanded. Relax.

I Am The Fun Blame Monster!

Guess what? Menomena is a fun band. I saw them live with my favorite buddies, Walty and Geofi and Nairi. Here is a video. It is a good video, so watch it, okay? Okay. Fun! Really though, the song "Rotten Hell" ought to have a video, because that is the bestest song. They are super funny.

I Missed Bath Day!

Oh man. As many of you know, Thursday is my traditional morning bath day. A moment of contemplation, relaxation, and... baths! Sadly, I missed it last week. This has only happened one time before, and it really threw me off for the rest of the weekend. This time there have been few noticeable side effects, but I am on the lookout. Messing with the Ritual is probably not a good idea...
Maybe I should change Bath Day to Tuesdays... I don't know. I just don't know anymore. We'll see...

By the way guys, this whole bath day thing doesn't mean I don't clean myself during the rest of the week. I totally shower everyday. Don't be gross.

Sadlist

Hello, I am going to make a list of things that are sad. Later, be sure to check out the Madlist, things that are mad. Well, things that make people mad. Mostly just me.

SUPER SAD:

-cereal that gets soggy before you have a chance to eat it
-cereal bowl that gets smashed on the floor in a drunken stupor before you have a chance to eat it
-going for a sip of delicious tea while engrossed in a book, only to realize that you already drank it
-losing a button on your favorite piece of clothing (like pants or a coat, for instance)
-trying to burn an SVCD when you don't have time to burn a DVD, even though you know there will be significant loss in quality - SAD!
-ripping off old logos that take more than you intended (for example, a favorite bag that cannot be salvaged)
-burning the croissants when it's all you have left to eat
-lying to yourself
-moving away
-double suicides
-The Notebook
-last call
-when it's time to go.

Okay, those are just some examples of things that are sad in general.
Here is the saddest experience in sportscaster history, I'm pretty sure: